Wednesday, July 15, 2009

buttcrack!

todays class was..umm..u know. always unexpected.u never know whos gonna be the next victim to be 'exposed' to the class.each day a new body part is revealed. im not joking. todays body part is the lower back which consist of glutemus maximus which is the scientific term of ze buttocks! lols. ok, just a quarter of it is revealed. all of the girls gasped. the guy(the male model) turned so red cos he didnt know the teacher was gona do that to him .he had a look like he was violated by that teacher. oh, i forgot to mention. ive an ehem..'australian' teacher. she sounds so poshhhh.. hahahahaha. shes not australian lah. shes malay (celup australian) she spaeks with such thick accent and always repeats the word "yeeahhh..." in every sentence. at first i couldnt even concentrate cos ive the urge to lmao when she speaks. when she ckp melayu pekat plak tu! haha.

my friends are startg to comment on my latest posts that i write malay more than usual. its scary man. ive to admit it is. cos im startg to think and form sentences in malay instead of english.my brain is like auto-malay. OMG*screams*
it does not sound like a bad thing rite? cos its my own roots and all. but u know, to me, i gota keep it all balanced. i cant just hang on to malay. its not complete. so, as a reminder, i take a few steps of precautions for myself to remain sane before i turn full auto-malay. first, ill try to find any source of english like form newspapers or net articles, story books and pay attention and participate in my BEL(english) class. 2nd, i try to converse with my friends in uni occasionally in english. they are willing to try. so, ill use these opportunities. next, ill write more in eng.like keep a journal or blog whenever i can. ill think of the others later. u guys can give me some tips too. pleaseee...

oh, another thing, since im like a city/suburban girl, im kinda like weird to my housemates here. im the only one who eats usg fork and spoon. (i cant help it. im sooo used to it.even at home) i dont understand or speak their slang/loghat. ill normally look at them with that really blur expression and then theyll know that i x get what they r sayg.whatelse? umm.. my mix nationalities= msia+s'pore. theyll ask bout how its like to live in the suburb area. which place to go shoppping. then they start talking bout their hometowns and kampungs which ive never been to.(never had a kampung in my 18 yrs of living in this planet) never terjun sungai, never ride motocycles, never walk in paddy fields, never eat tempoyak, budu, (the tradisional foods) never even taste some of the fruits theyve eaten. since they have orchards in their hometown.
they'll normally talk bout it and sometinmes teach me new kelantan terms. its so hard to pronounce! but i tried. i still fail. lols. they told me to teach them english. well,im not good with teaching but ill try.

well, i gota go now.
my roommate is continously yapping while im writing here. so i cant really concentrate. thus, the overflowing crapping. ok.
ive a taklimat in dewan angsana tonight at 8.45. and i havent showered. so..turra!

love ya,
m

1 comment:

potheadpolabear said...

dudeee,you got a male model in your class?a specifically hired one to do show his glutemus maximus! wicked..

it's good hearing from you through this medium of thoughts =D

just to keep your mat salleh celup side intact i'll post blogs with new wards and terms, hehehe.

aren't i'm so self-absorb to think i'll be that good to write so people can learn new things from me.
just read our(me,tina,fara) blogs cause it'll 100% english and witty drenched with sarcasm which i'm sure you miss alot.

hope you get a pic of the butt and...other body parts.
dudeeee what if they show you the crotch area...xD
ROFL!